The story that follows had to be told by DH as I couldn't do it justice - also I laughed so much it hurt and I cried!!!
Over to you DH:
This morning I went to the newsagent to get the paper before going to the Cheltenham Festival (horse racing). I parked the car outside in a designated parking space and went into the shop. I was in a bit longer than expected but not long enough to compltely lose my mind, you would think! When I came out I pressed the button on the key ring and heard the familar click and vaguely registered the indicators flash, I continued walking towards the car and got in. Whilst walking to the car I could swear that the car next to mine had flashed its headlamps when I pressed the key. So when I got in the car, not concentrating on my surroundings, I pressed the key again and low and behold the car next to the one I was in responded. I have always thought that my key must work with another car in the world, they can't all be unique, and likewise other keys would work with my car, finally I had proof, perhaps? I swung my legs into the car and looked in the wing mirror, and saw an airfreshener and a novelty pair of boxing gloves hung around the wing mirror, neither of which were in the car when I got out a couple of minutes previously, and guess what, the whole dashboard was also completely different to the one I left in my car earlier. I am sure had I looked further none of CDs etc would have been found, was I in some set up TV show? But fortunately comon sense kicked in, I focused back on the car to the right of the one I was sat in and pressed the key again, the car to my right, like an exicted dog flased in response, to my horror I realised I was sat in the wrong car. I quickly got out and went to my car, I even think the guy whose car it was looked at directly at me but couldn't beleive I got out of his car becuase he simply stopped and chatted to a chap stood by the shop. Old age is a wonderful thing, I can't wait for the incontinence and dribbling.
Update on DD tomorrow! Keep those vibes coming, and thank you x
Signed and sealed
4 weeks ago